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imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”


"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

I’m going shopping, and I’m gonna need you to drive me and carry my stuff while hiding your feelings about it.




True story

Formula feeding is so much easier than breastfeeding in my opinion.

lazy bitch

And I’m lazy how?

There are soooooooo many reasons mothers chose formula over breast feeding. Breast feeding is harder for different people.
I had to triple feed where I would bring B to the breast, then when he stopped feeding I had to pump for another 20 min and then bring him back to the breast. I had to do it every 2 hours and it took an hour to do. This was just to get my supply high enough to get him enough milk.
And I did this while I was off my anxiety meds.
So yeah formula is way easier for some of us.
You don’t know shit about people’s reasons for making their own parenting decisions. Fuck you confessionsofamadmumblr. Fuck you.

So I ask the American commentators, please stop announcing that Landon Donovan is the “all-time U.S. leading goal scorer.” He is not. With 57 international goals, he’s not even in the Top Five.

The all-time U.S. leading goal scorer is Abby Wambach, with 167 goals, followed by Mia Hamm (158), Kristine Lilly (130), Michelle Akers (105) and Tiffeny Milbrett (100). In fact, Abby Wambach is the all-time leading goal scorer in the world, among all soccer players, male or female.
World Cup Soccer Stats Erase The Sport’s Most Dominant Players: Women (via cypher2)

(Source: thewhatup)








This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.

That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.

The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.


I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*

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